Your mama jokes

Yo mama so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.
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Yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"
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Yo mama so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.
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Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!
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Yo mama so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.
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Yo mama so fat she influences the tides.
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